It started with a checkout that broke for two days.
A plugin update quietly broke the payment step on a store we ran. Traffic looked normal, the homepage loaded fine, ads kept spending — but not a single order came through. We only found out when a customer emailed to complain.
Uptime monitors said everything was green, because to them it was. Nothing actually tried to buy anything. So we built something that does — every minute, using the same signed API path a real customer's browser takes.
A green ping is not proof of a sale. The only real check for a checkout is buying something. Everything else is a guess in a nicer font.